Iamnotshe – who is she not?
That girl who sort of lost the plot?
The plot that is, that should have been,
In which Melissa is elected Queen,
And all who see her, love her, and more importantly,
read her blog,
And her pictures are hung in galleries next to Vince Van Gogh.
And where her friends line roads and wave and cheer,
And throw out tickertape by the bucket, twice a year,
To celebrate this gorgeous gifted creature,
Iamnotshe, you’re the coolest, don’t let nothing beetcha!
For Iamnotshe, with apologies to Vincent Van GO!