Regular lovemaking essential to a good relationship!

With your cat, I mean. Obviously. Maintaining an intimate relationship with a cat is a delicate combination of nurturing, seduction, … More

I hate to be the Baron of bad news, but…

Or, to put it another way, I’m playing double’s avocado. Conrad Ho is an aspiring fashion designer with an incomplete … More

Look at us. I mean me, really. Trudging along on the great grey highway of life, face forward, eyes front, … More

Ok, I admit it. I ate a hash cookie once. I was 19, hopelessly naive and living in a squat … More

One of my favourite kids’ books is Roald Dahl’s Matilda. Or, well, pick anything by Roald Dahl, really. The best … More

Also the answer to the question ‘Why does this ninety year old pensioner look like a teenager’ (hint: it has … More

Or just waiting for a disaster to happen? I’m the latter. Yesterday I drove three hours through the high country, … More

“I don’t know how to make friends” I recently came across a post by What Sandra Thinks in which she … More

There are seven billion kinds of people in this world – but for the purposes of this post, I’m going … More

This morning, I wake to pale sunlight and the gossip of fifteen parrots in the paddock outside my window. An … More