Pretend People

Terentia is invited to speak at a local library about writing. A well known but ageing author, her latest manuscript … More

Are cows happy?

I don’t know about you but I look at cows, chomping away in their meadows, and think, nice life. (For … More

So here’s the thing. I’m locked down on a country property, all by myself (if you don’t count the dog, … More

No really. For the last two years I’ve been working on a novel about Stuff, and now I’ve summoned the … More

Or perhaps this story should be called The Perils of Revenge. Whatever…. It was a wild, cold morning, in a … More

That’s right, I’m sitting here writing in the nude, and that’s NOT because I’m trying to get in the mood … More

Eyes shut. The cool of morning fingers my face, like water. Eyes shut. Day’s embryo sits in the womb like … More

Burned or buried? That’s what they ask you when you fill out a cheap form will. Like there’s only two … More

You’ve signed on to #MeToo. You’ve canceled JK Rowling. You’ve expunged Little Britain from your video collection. Think you can … More

I recently came across this kinda funny spoof book called ‘A Lady Bird Book About Donald Trump’ and a friend … More