butimbeautiful – You – philosophical, thoughtful, witty. Me – still thinks fart jokes are funny. We should DEFINITELY get together!

3 days ago June 26, 2017turnipsforbreakfast

A letter to my children: pick the pretty one!

June 7, 2017June 7, 2017turnipsforbreakfast

What you can learn from your neighbourhood psychopath…

May 15, 2017May 15, 2017turnipsforbreakfast

Forget the mouth, it’s all about the feet

May 7, 2017May 7, 2017turnipsforbreakfast

Possessed by a demon? Don’t chuck him out, he may be useful!

April 30, 2017April 30, 2017turnipsforbreakfast

Get rid of of that unsightly….embarrassment

April 20, 2017April 20, 2017turnipsforbreakfast

I have news for you. People change.

April 3, 2017April 3, 2017turnipsforbreakfast

To my children: about Plan B