Do you believe that facial features and other physical characteristics – say, being fat (or as the sensitivity readers put…
The Last Chat
Hey Jude…you ever wondered what it’s like, growing up as a kid, knowing your father is God and you’re going…
Whatever happens, at least Elon WARNED us!
You’re in the nursing home. Which situation would you prefer? One can fantasise, right? For this month’s Arrest Rose’s Decline…
How would you approach these awkward social situations?
Your fiance invites you to visit with his parents… You’re sitting down to a lovely lunch of catfish a l’orange…
The Locked Library
Closed! But how can this be? I fall my knees outside the Stalinesque structure that calls itself the Public Library,…
No more running and jumping
Suppose you’re an attractive, athletic young philosophy student who loves horsing around, playing sport, bonking girls and hitting the road.…
The empire nobody’s ever heard of…
Plus…the origin of the word ‘Byzantine’ and the enduring fascination of Bad Women! Last first. You might have heard of…
Thoughts while sitting next to a wet pug…
New Year’s day 2023 and I’m sitting next to a wet pug, while a sodden beagle and slightly damp kelpie…
Why I don’t want to be published!
Lately I’ve been having conversations with people about being published. No, not those people – not the useful, prestigious ones…
This month’s mysterious coincidence – men
I’ve been thinking about men and, as often happens, so has The Universe. For instance, I’ve been trying this thing…
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