I am the fat man whose sinful rolls stop the trolley Eviscerated for the young and attractively thin. I am…
Should the west try to ‘save’ the third world?
And other questions of a politically incorrect nature. So, I’ve been reading The Rainmaker, by Michael Martin. In the book,…
Another day, another clanger…
“What do you say when the old person you’re visiting says to you, ‘All my family and friends are dead,…
One of life’s great mysteries?
Perhaps the greatest. Who knows? I’ve been watching Succession, Roman Roy is catching. Anyway. Here it is. Why do men…
Should you…ever…thump someone?
Thoughts, Vladimir? Well, Rose, in the fine tradition of Alexander, Napoleon and so on, great empires aren’t made by keyboard…
Leprosy, anyone?
I like the idea that if you’re gonna be sick, you should go the whole hog. Like, don’t just have…
She had a long, curious nose…
Do you believe that facial features and other physical characteristics – say, being fat (or as the sensitivity readers put…
The Last Chat
Hey Jude…you ever wondered what it’s like, growing up as a kid, knowing your father is God and you’re going…
Whatever happens, at least Elon WARNED us!
You’re in the nursing home. Which situation would you prefer? One can fantasise, right? For this month’s Arrest Rose’s Decline…
How would you approach these awkward social situations?
Your fiance invites you to visit with his parents… You’re sitting down to a lovely lunch of catfish a l’orange…
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