What love is

It’s been more than a month – and I still look across to his grave, on the other side of the valley, and tell him I love him and miss him.

But not so often as I used to.  Which got me thinking – what IS love?

It’s not like I’m the first person who ever asked. But here’s my go at the answer.  First of all, love is a commitment.  I loved my dog Coffee.  Sure, he left dog turds all over the front verandah, pissed in the house, got into trouble with the neighbours, and chased people (which embarrassed me and frightened them – they weren’t to know he wasn’t a biter). Once my son asked me what I’d do if me, him and Coffee were lost and starving in the wilderness. Starve, I said.  Wouldn’t you kill Coffee to save me? he asked incredulously. Nope, I said – you can have my arm to chew on – but not Coffee. My son wouldn’t speak to me for days afterwards.  So that’s love.

Second, love is the way I act. I may hate you – but if I cook your dinner, wash your clothes, download your favourite TV series and put up with your shit, then I guess I love you. Practically speaking.

Third, love is a pathway. When I fall in love, a great burning flame sears a path from my brain to my heart, and every time I see you, the feeling shoots straight down that freeway and roars into my system.  Whenever you’re kind to me, whenever you listen gently, and give me small presents, and take me out to the movies, and make love, and chop firewood so I can be warm in winter – that’s a machete keeping the jungle from closing in on our path to passion.  When I don’t see you for a long time, when you’re cruel to me, when you’re angry, or mean, or just annoying – that’s when the lantana creeps back in.  And – of course – when you’re dead (like Coffee – or dead to me, like exes too numerous to mention).

And finally, love is a feeling. But so what? So is the pain of a stubbed toe (soon gone), the rage that sweeps over you when your lover eats the last chocolate in the box, the disappointment when you finally decide to go see that movie and it’s not on at the cinema any more.  Feelings are like thoughts: they come and go, whether you want them to or not. But an action, a commitment – that’s under your control.  As for a pathway, if you keep enough loving feelings flooding down it, it will carve a deep river, in time.

And Coffee – you’re ‘just a dog’ – but I love you with all my heart.


For those interested, Rose has a new author website at www.fallaciousrose.com, where you can pick up free books and all manner of strange things (well, what else would you expect!).


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If you could choose a life of adventure or…

spend your time relaxing on the terrace of your villa on the French Riviera, reading good books and checking your enormous bank balance on your latest-model I-Phone, which would you rather?

I’d rather the Riviera. But Bob doesn’t get to choose. Bob’s the hero of Bob and the Cyber-Llama – and he’s basically flung into a life of headlong adventure whether he wants to or not (he doesn’t). Joe Caldera is an indie author who writes kids’ books (a genre we share, and which ranks, along with literary fiction, at the bottom of the sales charts).  Kids’ authors write for love, not for filthy lucre. So I thought I’d explore some of the less well-travelled alleyways of the indie author’s experience, and have a chat with Joe…

So in your book, Joe, Bob is all set for a boring, humdrum life until he inherits millions together with a super-adventurous quest.  Do you yourself secretly pine for a life more adventurous – or is it just Bob?

In a way, I did want more “adventure” out of life when I wrote the first draft of Bob and the Cyber-Llama. At the time, I was working at a string of jobs I hated, getting up early and putting on a suit and tie just to do something I despised. I’d always dreamed of being a children’s author and wanted to pursue that dream. But I was nervous about leaving my current job path and starting afresh with something new. There were a lot of “what if it doesn’t work out?” questions going through my head.

Everyone faces times in their lives when they have to choose between pursuing their own passions and goals and sticking with a safe, known path. I guess I could have explored that other option in the book, but I don’t know that Bob and the Sensible Career in Dentistry would have been very interesting. (Rose: Yes, it would’ve. I just love that title!)

thumbnail_Profile PictureBob’s grandma is a beautiful, daring and adventurous woman – but she still ends up in a room in a nursing home, getting daily ‘painful injections’. Is there a lesson for us all in that?

The lesson is to eat your fiber. Lots of fiber. It might prevent someone from injecting you with weird medicine or poking around your nether regions during your golden years.(Rose: Unless you like that kind of thing, that is.)

Some people write children’s books to entertain their kids, nephews, nieces etc. Some write as a sideline – to let their imagination off that adult leash for a while. And some write to engage a wider audience. When you wrote Bob (and its sequel), what did you have in mind? 

I love entertaining my younger cousins, nieces, and nephews and I’m no fan of the “adult leash” (which sounds like a euphemism for Ritalin), but that’s not why I wrote Bob and the Cyber-Llama. (Rose: Come to think of it, the adult leash sounds like something out of Fifty Shades. But I didn’t mean it like that!)

All kids and most adults have a certain amount of goofiness inside of them. Kids are constantly told to sit still and be quiet, but it’s important to give them an opportunity to let their imaginations loose for awhile. Otherwise, they’ll grow up to be miserable, humorless adults, spending their lives eating cold oatmeal in a business suit while working in some dismal, clouded-over factory from the 1800s.

It’s important not to lose your sense of humor or sense of adventure as you grow older and face some of the more dull, depressing parts of life. I want to help kids hang on to their sense of wonder as they grow up so they become fun-loving adults. (Rose: But what happens when that fun-loving adult meets the cruel, cold and unutterably boring real world?)

 What makes Bob and the Cyber-Llama unique?

The Bob and the Cyber-Llama series features a level of humor and absurdity not usually seen in middle grade books. Middle grade, or MG, books are chapter books intended for 5th grade and up, roughly 9-14 year-old readers. They’re a step above early chapter books.

While picture books and early chapter books like Captain Underpants are choc-full of silly moments and ludicrous scenarios, middle grade books tend to be more serious and a lot less absurd. The Bob and the Cyber-Llama series maintains the humor and craziness while keeping the writing style, suspense, and action at a middle grade level. 

The books also teach readers about history, myth, and ancient cultures without shoving information down their throats. In the first book, Bob and Jeeves explore the pyramids of Giza, and the second has them delving into Aztec ruins and meeting a character modeled after a Spanish conquistador. The third book will be based on the King Arthur legends.

Another distinct feature of Bob and the Cyber-Llama is the combination of humor and action. I have a unique ability to write action sequences full of jokes, chapters that are funny and tense at the same time. Stories like that get kids’ imaginations firing on all cylinders, which is exactly what I want to do. 

One thing that struck me about the Bob and the Cyber-Llama series is that it straddles kid and adult literature, in that there are some references that are decidedly adult, although most of the book is pure ‘kid’. Did you think about that much when you were writing it – or did it just flow out as it will?

My imagination is a bizarre animal. Most of the things that pop out of my head are best appreciated by twelve-year-olds, but occasionally, a statue of Harry Belafonte juggling baby elephant seals will hop onto the page. Don Knotts and Richard Simmons tend to show up a lot, too.

I’ve seen a lot of adults enjoy the books, and they tend to appreciate the more “adult” references (and to clarify, that means old celebrities, not any kind of sexual content.) I’m not really concerned about kids not understanding certain jokes or images. My experience has been that, when they encounter a reference they’re not familiar with, kids will either skip past it or look it up in about three-and-a-half seconds using the bastion of information known as the Internet. And then they’ll enjoy it, too. (Rose: anyway in my experience kids like a bit of smut. Not that Joe’s book contains any.)

 Where can people find your books?

Both Bob and the Cyber-Llama and Bob and the Pop-Up Book of Destiny are available on Kindle, in print from Amazon, and in print from Lulu.com. You can find links to all three, as well as my blog, on bobandthecyberllama.com. And be on the lookout for Bob and the Black Knight, coming soon.

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So – what do you look for in an indie kids’ writer (or AS an indie kids’ writer?) How much adventure do you like in your life? And (for the authors amongst us) what made you choose the genre you write in?
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Quality – what’s it worth?

The other day I ran out of stuff to read.

So I did two things. I got on the internet and ordered something with an interesting title off one of those promotional sites we writers know and love (at least, we love them when they feature our books) for 99 cents.

Second, I dug out a moth-eaten paperback by Ivan Turgenev which’d been sitting in the back of my bookshelf for millennia.

Obviously, I started the 99 cent wonder first. Five pages in, I had to give up. It was like eating a potato fritter fried in stale oil. Like wearing a Kmart cast-off in fluorescent pink. Like watching Justin Bieber sing Yesterday. You get what I mean.

So then I got out Turgid Turgenev, and found that it was anything but. Fathers and Sons is a beautiful exploration of the tensions between ‘the younger generation’ and their confused, loving parents. It doesn’t help that, like all Russian novels, everybody has three completely different names – but hey. It was good stuff. I finished it.

The horrifying thing is that the lady who authored the 99 cent tome obviously viewed herself (judging from the foreword and author bio) as a writer of quality prose. Why horrifying? Because if she can be wrong, so can I – and so can any other writer.

How do we know if our cherished output is really worth the computer we wrote it on, or meaningless drivel clogging up the interwebs? Course, if this author (and people like her) are making sales, then maybe that’s all there is to be said about it. We can say sour grapey things like ‘people don’t know the meaning of quality these days’ and ‘readers wouldn’t know a grammatical fuckup if it sat on them’ – but in the end of the day, the reader is King (or Queen).

Standards are not something I’ve pursued with enthusiasm in any other area of life. They’re just something that stops you having fun – like some censorious school counsellor saying things like ‘You’ll never be an artist – so why paint at all!’ and ‘If you can’t do a job well, don’t do it at all.’  A one way ticket to a boring old age.

But writing’s different. I feel like words are entitled to respect – like rare automobiles, they shouldn’t be driven about by reckless learner drivers and whooping hoons. Not that there’s anything I can do about it – other than polish my own fenders, that is.

What do you think?

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Why I hate horses

Not really. They’re quite sweet, really.  But, there aren’t many things more expensive and time consuming than a horse-crazy kid.

When The Girl was about six, she developed a consuming passion for riding. So off she went to riding lessons – conducted on this poor old sweetheart reputed to be rising forty  – and learned to trot around under the eye of a watchful old harridan.

So far so good. Until she decided she wanted her own. A lady friend of my then boyfriend (and if you knew my ex boyfriend, you’d know that ‘lady friend’ is a euphemism for, at best, ‘woman desperate to get into his pants by any means necessary’) lent us this Shetland called  Mercury. He was cute. He was stubborn. He wouldn’t participate in rides for love or money, but did manage to overeat himself into a bad case of laminitis.

So my boyfriend’s lady friend, justly furious, ended the arrangement and we decided to stump up for a Pony of Our Very Own. At this point, I know nothing about ponies, except that given half a chance they’ll eat themselves into hospital. We bought the pony, a gorgeous little dappled white thing we called Clipsie, and settled down to anticipate years of happy horse ownership.IM000076.JPG

It wasn’t to be. A week later, we found that Clipsie was nearly blind and therefore unrideable.

I demanded a refund and got it. Clipsie’s ex-owner arranged for collection of the product – but little did I know, it wasn’t a return to the green fields of home, but a one way trip to the dog food factory. When I found out, we sent the knacker away empty handed and we kept our little white pony.  We’ve still got her, ensconced with her best mate Patch (ex-neglected rescue horse) in a happy-ever-after agistment near home.


But now – my girl had no rideable horse. So – mum’s bank being obviously inexhaustible – we bought another one.  Pablo was no disabled pushover – he was a beautiful, good-natured, clever and thoroughly wilful beast who showed us who’s boss as soon as he got off his float.

Take Pablo for a walk on his lead rope? Sure – if you want to be nursing rope burn for a week while he canters off to do something more interesting. Saddle Pablo up for a ride? Maybe – unless he bucks his saddle off and gives it a kick for good measure. What about a nice trail ride with friends? Ok – but don’t get too cocky. You might just find yourself on your back while Pablo smugly enjoys an unscheduled meal break nearby. Don’t take it personally – it’s not you he doesn’t like, it’s being made to do Stuff.

IM000133.JPGWhich is all to say – horses are not my thing. Pablo was sold to a girl who had him too tired doing jumps to charge around farting his arse off (as was his wont). The Girl is now more interested in riding surfboards than horses. We still have our little Clipsie. I cherish my two dogs and a cat – confident that if they get pissed off with me, at least they don’t weigh half a ton.

Diablo is the story of Pablo – fictionalised, adapted and changed around a fair bit – but basically about a naughty horse and a girl who learns to deal with him – sort of – through a method called natural horsemanship. As the blurb says…

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Would YOU buy a horse called Diablo? Seriously?
Kim is the world’s best parent pesterer. So when she pesters for a pony, she gets a pony. What she doesn’t know is that she’s just adopted an Evil Genius with only two things on his mind – hay, and World Domination. Having a horrible beast of a brother doesn’t help. Soon Kim realises the awful truth. There’s only room for one Boss in the paddock. Who is it going to be?


Diablo’s now on sale on Amazon in both Kindle and print versions. Ten percent of the proceeds of any sales will go to Horse Rescue Australia. Or – till 20 October – you can download it for free here from Instafreebie.



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One day you’ll realise how horrible you really are..

A letter to my children.

Who do you think does all the horrible shit in the world?

Serial killers, perhaps?  Evil dictators? Big Pharma and Peak Oil? Small men with big hair?

Sure they do.  But nobody can live the dream without help, and we’re the help.  If we were as nice as we think we are, these guys wouldn’t have a chance.  You really can’t have a nasty party if nobody comes.

Ok, let’s forget Big Evil and focus on Small Bad for a minute.  Have you ever said something really mean to someone? I have.  Have you ever promised someone you’d be there, and then, you weren’t?  Have you ever looked at a person you knew you should care about – but you didn’t? Wished someone dead? Wanted to actually, personally, make it so?  I have.

I just finished a book (Lily Brett’s Too Many Men, for info) where I didn’t like the heroine because she kicked a dog.  If a heroine is mean, I’d rather not read about her.  We probably all feel like that – we want to identify with someone who’s as nice, or nicer than, we are.  But I wonder if that’s because every one of us has a part that isn’t at all nice, that we don’t like to talk about or even admit to.  There are some heroines we don’t want to identify with, thanks very much.

Maybe you’re lovely through and through, and it’s just me.  Or maybe, like me, you have to live with the fact that you’re not that nice – that you’re an apple with a worm or two in it.  It’s a lot better than being a plateful of worms with apple sauce.

Someone I know says that we are not bad people – we’re good people who do bad things sometimes.  I wonder how many bad things do you have to do before you’re a bad person? Or perhaps it’s not just the quantity but the quality that distinguishes, say, me, from your bog standard Evil Maniac.

And then, sometimes I’m good.  Once, I waded into a teenage bus-stop fight to save some random kid from being beaten up.  Once, I spent six months of my life making an old lady’s dream of authorship come true (kind of).  I can be a hero.  And I can be an arsehole.

Hey, forget I said anything. You don’t have to go round carrying a sackful of guilt on your shoulder because you once hurt your mum’s feelings.  You aren’t Hitler.  But you will have to live with the harm you do, one way or another.  Try not to let your mud puddle become more mud than puddle.

If you’ve read this and enjoyed it, would you consider doing me a favour?  I need people to review my book The Wyndham Werewolf on Amazon – and it’s proving hard as finding hens’ teeth.  If you’d like to help a poor struggling author…head on over to Amazon and get yourself some karma. If not, I’ll still love you.


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You’ve killed us all!

This is what my partner loves to say when anyone stuffs up.  It is, of course, a joke.

My darling daughter, this post is for you.  You’ve killed us all!

I know you think you’ve failed because you made some plans, and they didn’t work out.  You think you’ve wasted your time.  You think you’ve flunked some sort of ‘getting out into the world’ test – like a baby bird who spreads her wings and nosedives into the nearest cactus.  You think other people (like me) would have done better.

Other people didn’t do better.  The list of my failures and fuckups is embarrassing – so embarrassing that I probably haven’t told you about them, and so you think they haven’t happened.  When I took the Big Overseas Trip, I got sacked – twice, and for very good reason.  I alienated people.  I bumbled myself into stupid situations and was lucky not to get killed.  I didn’t realise that even a beloved baby sister battening on the generosity of her big brother really ought to do some housework.  There were lots of things I didn’t realise. But the main thing is, I’m here to admit it.

The only real failure in life is the failure to learn.  If you’d spent a year of your life doing anything and come out the other end unchanged and unchastened – well, that’s a waste.  But you haven’t.  You’ve bravely tried things and they’ve gone belly up.  So what!  You’ve become more confident and self-reliant.  You can catch trains in strange places.  You can charm beastly uncles.  You can go a whole eight months without losing your passport (more than I did).  You now know what it is to be all by yourself.  You now know what you’d do next time, if it were all to do again.

And it will be. All to do again.  And you will do it all again, and you will do it better, because, this time, you did it worse.  In time, you’ll become a skilled, seasoned adventurer, like your mum (ahem).  Only more so.

You did good, and I’m proud of you.  Always.

And throwing this out there – what was your most embarrassing fail (that you’re willing to share!).

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When to let your dragon play with fire

Will I – or won’t I?

Sometimes I get super pissed off.  If I was Kim Jong Un, I’d probably fire off a few missiles, just to let off steam.  Since I’m not, I see red..then pink, then beige, then it’s the next day and I’ve got other things to think about.  Until next time you really annoy me.

I find it really hard to explode.  Maybe it’s a life time of feeling like an underdog, like nobody’ll like me if I let my true feelings show – but if you offend me, I’ll probably give you a funny look, shrug, and go away to simmer quietly until the gas runs out.

Exploding is great.  Everyone looks at you, everyone knows exactly how you feel right now, and anytime you start giving off smoke like an eruption is imminent, people pack up and back off.

Not exploding is also great.  Blow up in an instant, repent at leisure.  When you lose your temper with people, they take things away – like their company, their useful advice on plumbing problems, their plan to provide you with mind-blowing sex that night.  Or sometimes, your job.  So it pays to sit tight on the lid of that pressure cooker.

But after years of sitting on that temper, I’ve lost the ability to just lose it.  I’ve become too cautious, too utilitarian.  I don’t tell people how it is, straight up, because it tastes too raw and rude.  I can’t scream and cuss.  I’m a sputtering match, a lighter with no gas.

“But we remember you shouting at us, mum! Will you fucking stop that right now you little…”.  Sure.  But it only lasted for a second.  And you’re my kids, so of course, I’m going to pull my punches.  But as for you – the outside world – I want to be able, sometimes, to tell you my true feelings, at the top of my voice and the height of my fury, and I want to be able NOT to regret it.  I want you to know what I think in no uncertain terms.  I want to unleash my dragon and shout ‘Dracaris!’.

But I don’t want you to hate me when I burn you up.  It’s a bind.

So all I’m saying is, think about it.  Keep your temper on a leash, but understand when it’s time to take it to the park and let it rip.

What do you think – when should you blow your top?

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Don’t worry about missing the life train, there’ll be another one along in a minute

A letter to my children…

It’s ok to spend your time grouching and moaning about the way things have worked out for you.  After all, it’s not like you’re on some incredible round-the-world trip you’ve saved up for years to afford, and you have to have a great time (and take plenty of photos) otherwise you’ll look like a complete idiot.

Actually, on the kind of trip most of us are on, we spend a third of our time sleeping, 5% on the loo, 8% waiting for stuff to happen, 10% driving to places, 10% watching mindless tv, and a whopping 36% earning enough currency so we can do it all again the next 24 hours.  And no, those figures don’t add up.

So why not whinge, get cranky with the neighbours, write letters to the paper about people with the wrong sexual orientation wanting to defile marriage as we know it, and lie down and have yourself a lovely sulk?  There’s plenty of time for all that, right?

Um, no.  If we fail Life, you don’t get another go at it.  And when I say fail, I don’t mean ‘fail to succeed’, I mean ‘fail to try’.   Sure, we can’t really live like every day is our last (because if it was, we’d spend every cent we had enjoying it, and then what would become of tomorrow?).  But we don’t want to live like we’re immortal, either.  I know you think they’ll invent the elixir of youth in a few years – but don’t count on it.

Me, I feel that the quality of my time matters.  I guess I feel that I matter.  I’m important enough to warrant the VIP Life Experience, which for me comes with the joy of creation, the rush of romantic love, and lots of bananas for my inner ape woman.  To me, you’re also a VIP – that goes without saying.   But this isn’t a prize you get because other people think you’re worth it.  This isn’t something to consider yourself entitled to.  This is something you give yourself – yes, and something you earn.

This is your once in a lifetime trip.  Don’t waste it.

What do you NOT want to regret, when you reach 99 (IF you reach 99. Here’s hoping!)

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What can you do without?

A question for you.

When is a library not a library?

When you take away one book? When you take away a hundred books?  Or when you take away ALL the books – or is it, then, a library without any books?

You haven’t really lived until you’ve experienced what it is to live without.

Without, for instance, other people.  I live in the country.  All of my friends live in the city.  When my man (pictured above..well, more or less) goes away for a while, this is what happens –  first I get lonely, then I get used to it.  Finally, I get Strange.   I find that I don’t really need friends (until I do need them, that is).

Without washing.  I used to bathe once a week when I was a kid, once a day when I was a paper-pusher, and now I wash when I smell (which generally takes about four days.  Disgusted? Whatever.)

Without ‘the daily beauty routine’.  Trust me, it doesn’t make you any more beautiful (that would be impossible).  I don’t cleanse or tone and my skin is just fine. I slap on sunscreen and Sorbolene – set and forget.  Makeup is a thing of the past (but then, I don’t eat pizza either. If you eat pizza, makeup is essential.)

Without nice clothes.  I HAVE nice clothes, great overflowing chests of them – but you can’t wear a velvet dress to dig up weeds.  So I wear The Man’s jeans, instead (Levi 501s, as it happens).

Without books.  Actually, that’s a lie.  I can’t live without books.  (No problem for us, you say – but the world would be a desert without Youtube.)

Ok, so I haven’t yet had to live without things like legs, drinking water or a home – but such is the propensity of people to make the best of things that, if I did, I’d probably consider it instructive (if unpleasant – a bit like my highschool maths teacher).

But THEY don’t want you to do without.  The more you think you need, the more money you’ll spend to get it.  And make no mistake, I’m part of this evil empire.  I’m doing my best to convince anyone with a pulse that they need to read my latest novel.  They don’t (especially if, like so many people nowadays, they haven’t yet read War and Peace). But I need the money.

And that’s where living without comes in handy.  When you know you don’t really need it – whatever the latest ‘it’ is – you Have the Power! May the force be with you!

What can YOU do without? I’d love to hear.

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An orange is NOT an avocado

A letter to my children..

Oranges are round and, well….orange.  Avocados are green and squashy.

You may think this is obvious, my beloved ones, but you’d be surprised how many people think that an orange – with enough love, patience and hard work – can be turned into an avocado, and vice versa.

You probably read the story, somewhere, of the frog that gives a scorpion a lift across the river.   When the frog asks ‘but won’t you sting me?’ the scorpion says ‘no, of course not, then we’d both drown!’.  But whaddya know, they get to the middle of the river, the scorpion stings him, and they both start sinking.  ‘Hey,’ says the frog, ‘I thought you said you wouldn’t sting me!’.  ‘I’m a scorpion,’ gurgles the scorpion,  (who is underwater, by this time).

In fifty years I’ve learned how very true that is.  A person cannot be what they are not – not even if they yearn to be otherwise.  Not even if it costs them their marriage, not even if it costs them their life.  It’s no use pointing out to the cheat (or risk-taker, or wife-beater, or layabout, or drama queen) in your life, ‘hey, you’d better stop that or I’ll divorce you and take all your money!’.  They would if they could – but they can’t, any more than a bicycle can fly. (That said, occasionally I’ve met bicycles who can fly a short distance, like chickens.  Never say never.)

Time and time again, I’ve believed the promises of an orange.  For you, it’s said (with the utmost sincerity) I will be the greenest, squashiest avocado you’ve ever seen.  Yes I’ve been sceptical (hang on…is this peel or what?) but I just had this picture of me, at the perfect cafe, eating the perfect avocado, on the perfect toast, preferably with a water view.  So I brushed aside the evidence and looked at my orange through pea green glasses.  Yes it tasted funny on toast – but I’m the persevering type.

And looking at this from the other side of the shop window, I’ve often pretended to be an avocado myself – a kind, gentle, submissive fruit.  In fact, I’m a rose – tough, wilful, stubborn, and liable to stab you just when you’re least expecting it.

Enough of all that.  You can see what I’m getting at.  The point is, when it really matters, you need to see your fruit for who he (or she) is.  An orange is a lovely thing, cut into wedges or juiced in the morning and served with coffee.  It just doesn’t go on toast, so if your dream is about toast – don’t hook up with an orange.  And lest you think this is all about who you hook up with – it’s not.  It applies equally to best friends, business partners, and people who say things like ‘sure I’ll drive carefully when YOU’RE in the car.’

Don’t blame people for who they are.  SEE them for who they are.




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