The other day I ran out of stuff to read. So I did two things. I got on the internet…
Why I hate horses
Not really. They’re quite sweet, really. But, there aren’t many things more expensive and time consuming than a horse-crazy kid.…
One day you’ll realise how horrible you really are..
A letter to my children. Who do you think does all the horrible shit in the world? Serial killers, perhaps? …
You’ve killed us all!
This is what my partner loves to say when anyone stuffs up. It is, of course, a joke. My darling…
When to let your dragon play with fire
Will I – or won’t I? Sometimes I get super pissed off. If I was Kim Jong Un, I’d probably…
Don’t worry about missing the life train, there’ll be another one along in a minute
A letter to my children… It’s ok to spend your time grouching and moaning about the way things have worked…
What can you do without?
A question for you. When is a library not a library? When you take away one book? When you take…
An orange is NOT an avocado
A letter to my children.. Oranges are round and, well….orange. Avocados are green and squashy. You may think this is…
A letter to my children: pick the pretty one!
I always thought that if you got something for a reason (like, to sit on, or cook with, or drink…
What you can learn from your neighbourhood psychopath…
A letter to my children… People are like buffets. You know how, when you come down for breakfast in a…
