For a person who’s always talking to herself (in her head), it’s weird that when I sit down to write … More
Tag: writing
If Jane Austen and Bram Stoker got together in the linen cupboard…
They’d apologise profusely, dust themselves off, and be too embarrassed to ever acknowledge one another again in polite company. … More
Original, fun, literate…and probably NOT available at a bookstore near you
Are you TIRED of trawling through the latest ‘FREE and 99 cents’ collection of utterly banal and appallingly edited indie … More
Ten reasons to look forward to old age…
1. Age is power. You only have to look at all the old bastards lining board room tables and elbowing … More
Yes, I will LITERALLY die without the internet!
Not long ago, my partner and I had a discussion, which went roughly like this. Me: Our solar system is … More
If you could choose a life of adventure or…
spend your time relaxing on the terrace of your villa on the French Riviera, reading good books and checking your … More
Quality – what’s it worth?
The other day I ran out of stuff to read. So I did two things. I got on the internet … More
What won’t you say on your deathbed?
I wish I’d hated more people! I think it really, you know, helped me – and it sure changed THEIR … More
Well hello darlings!
As Dame Edna Everage would say, and who am I to contradict her? You wouldn’t believe what an awful month … More
Dreamlands
I’m lost. Lost. A billion cries echo through the dreamscape, each one alone. An eight year old girl plays in … More
