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Tag: sex

Sex, politics and Facebook Messenger!

This morning I received a startling communication. From the guy who (once) chopped some wood for me. It told of … More

ageism, aidan turner, dirty talk, old age, politics, retirement, sex

For the hottest buzz you’ve ever had, try our Real Man experience!

“Alright folks, welcome to Friday Night at the Museum, and we sure hope each and every one of you has … More

fallacious rose, funny short story, primitive man, sex, short stories

Old People Sex

Recently I joined a U3A (University of the Third Age class. (It’s this Aussie thing where retired experts on stuff … More

lyrics, old age, old people sex, sex, singing

Cupid and Psyche

She wondered if she’d imagined him. He came by the light of the street lamps on the patio, when only … More

love, mystic, myths, romance, sadness, sex, supernatural, tragedy

Men!!!??

Are men really that gross? To put this question in context, my (nearly 16) year old beauty-queen daughter thinks she … More

low self-esteem, masculinity, men, Relationships, sex, sexism, teenagers, women

Women: The Manual

Normally you’d have to pay HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS for this kind of advice. But I’m giving it to you for … More

advice, females, free advice, getting women into bed, how to get women to sleep with me, humor, humour, men, romance, secrets of women, sex

How many times a day can a super-stud do what a super-stud does?

I’m not ANSWERING this question, I’m asking it.  Hey, all you super-studs out there!  Some facts, please! Mr F and … More

humor, humour, procreation, sex, superstuds

Do you pick your nose in the car?

Yup. Next? Why am I telling you this? Because the Rules of every award I’ve ever been given say that … More

awards, blogging, curiosity, disgusting habits, humor, humour, life, nose picking, questions, quirks, red boots, sex

The Karma Challenge – Week 7

A Day in the Life Of… It’s Karma Day! Are YOU feeling karmic, Rose? I don’t know. What if I … More

car horns, daily life, dating, Dogs, good deeds, humor, humour, insecurity, jobless, karma, kounting karma, pecking order, sex
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