What would you like written on your tombstone?

Who’s worse overseas, Americans (think guy in peak cap outside Eiffel Tower asking plaintively ‘How come no one in this … More

What is it about you and death, mate?

Ever since I turned 30, I’ve had this fascination with death. I’m the kind of person who’s always running around … More

Dave’s the guy we all want for President. He’s a down to earth, ordinary guy who wouldn’t know a power … More

With your cat, I mean. Obviously. Maintaining an intimate relationship with a cat is a delicate combination of nurturing, seduction, … More

Look at us. I mean me, really. Trudging along on the great grey highway of life, face forward, eyes front, … More

Also the answer to the question ‘Why does this ninety year old pensioner look like a teenager’ (hint: it has … More

Or just waiting for a disaster to happen? I’m the latter. Yesterday I drove three hours through the high country, … More

Ok, hear me out. Nobody (nobody sane) looks at Trump, or Theresa May, or even Justin Trudeau (delicious though he … More

I’m surrounded by youths. Sons, daughters, nephews, nieces, young persons on Facebook I don’t even know…and I have a BAD … More

Dear children of mine, on the occasion of Mother’s Day, I’m pleased to inform you that you have the world’s … More