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Tag: humour

Heart of darkness?

I’m afraid to go to Africa. Flies that burrow and rot, worms that come out your eyeball metres long, fish … More

africa, fiction, free books, funny, humour, poisonwood bible, reading, the lower river, third world, travel

The Definitive Guide to How to Live

By me. There are four stages of life. Not three, not five. Four. The first is childhood. When you are … More

growing old, how to live, humour, old age, philosophy

A Lady Bird Book About the Apocalypse

I recently came across this kinda funny spoof book called ‘A Lady Bird Book About Donald Trump’ and a friend … More

american politics, donald trump, humor, humour, joe biden, presidential election, satire, trump, us president

Good Intentions

We walk the beach washed clean with the big swell on a high tide. There are no shells and no … More

beach, humor, humour, nature, ocean, philosophy, sadness, sea life, seaside, short story

Ten ways to tell if you’re a woman

Lately I joined a feminist writers’ group, and the conversation drifted – as it does – towards the crucial topic … More

being a woman, feminism, funny, humour, me too, men, Relationships, sexism, singing, women

In praise of farting…

My father would have died rather than fart in front of anyone (my mother would have gone one step further … More

all by yourself, books, discounted books, farting, humour, kindle books, living alone, single life, single lifestyle

Ten reasons to look forward to old age…

1. Age is power. You only have to look at all the old bastards lining board room tables and elbowing … More

fiction, free horror story, getting old, humor, humour, is there anything good about being old, old, old age, wisdom, writing

You know those days when you knock over the sugar bowl and accidentally decapitate your sister in law…

Actually, that isn’t what this post is about at all – it’s just a draft title I wrote ages ago … More

basic cooking, books, cooking, fallacious rose, humour, life lessons, pies, recipes

What would you like written on your tombstone?

Who’s worse overseas, Americans (think guy in peak cap outside Eiffel Tower asking plaintively ‘How come no one in this … More

author interview, books, chicken apes and body shapes, fitness, gps to happiness, happiness, health, humour, meaning of life, reading, tom gose, travel books

What is it about you and death, mate?

Ever since I turned 30, I’ve had this fascination with death. I’m the kind of person who’s always running around … More

books, death, fiction, funny books, heaven and hell, humour, life after death, reading, Religion, speculative fiction, the afterlife, what happens when you die

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