1. Age is power. You only have to look at all the old bastards lining board room tables and elbowing … More
Tag: humour
You know those days when you knock over the sugar bowl and accidentally decapitate your sister in law…
Actually, that isn’t what this post is about at all – it’s just a draft title I wrote ages ago … More
What would you like written on your tombstone?
Who’s worse overseas, Americans (think guy in peak cap outside Eiffel Tower asking plaintively ‘How come no one in this … More
What is it about you and death, mate?
Ever since I turned 30, I’ve had this fascination with death. I’m the kind of person who’s always running around … More
Democracy’s broke. Here’s how to fix it…
Dave’s the guy we all want for President. He’s a down to earth, ordinary guy who wouldn’t know a power … More
Regular lovemaking essential to a good relationship!
With your cat, I mean. Obviously. Maintaining an intimate relationship with a cat is a delicate combination of nurturing, seduction, … More
Tired of the ratrace?
Look at us. I mean me, really. Trudging along on the great grey highway of life, face forward, eyes front, … More
Why is there always a fly in your ointment? The answer to this question will surprise you…
Also the answer to the question ‘Why does this ninety year old pensioner look like a teenager’ (hint: it has … More
Are you a disaster waiting to happen?
Or just waiting for a disaster to happen? I’m the latter. Yesterday I drove three hours through the high country, … More
Yes, royalty ARE better than us…
Ok, hear me out. Nobody (nobody sane) looks at Trump, or Theresa May, or even Justin Trudeau (delicious though he … More
