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Tag: funny

Heart of darkness?

I’m afraid to go to Africa. Flies that burrow and rot, worms that come out your eyeball metres long, fish … More

africa, fiction, free books, funny, humour, poisonwood bible, reading, the lower river, third world, travel

Stuffed Siegfried, a short story

Burned or buried? That’s what they ask you when you fill out a cheap form will. Like there’s only two … More

death, funny, horror, short story, writing

Ten ways to tell if you’re a woman

Lately I joined a feminist writers’ group, and the conversation drifted – as it does – towards the crucial topic … More

being a woman, feminism, funny, humour, me too, men, Relationships, sexism, singing, women

Are you a disaster waiting to happen?

Or just waiting for a disaster to happen? I’m the latter. Yesterday I drove three hours through the high country, … More

are you a coward, disaster, do I have too much imagination, funny, humour, optimistic, pessimistic, too little imagination

Why do people hate me – even though I’m always right!

A letter to my children Mmm, yeah. Two things in life are great to have. (Well, obviously, a lot more … More

advice, always right, funny, how to be more popular, how to make people like you, life advice, personal transformation, self development, why do people hate me

Fantastic New Business Opportunity No 67

REALLY DANGEROUS TOURS!!! Depressed?  Sick?  Old?  Want to opt out? Don’t take a drug overdose.  Put that shotgun away.  Enough … More

adventure tourism, death, funny, humor, humour, thrillseeking

Yep, I’m a racist!

One day as me and my (then) 12 year old daughter were discussing personal grooming fads, I happened to say … More

boyfriend, brazilian, funny, humour, light side of life, misunderstandings
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