I’m afraid to go to Africa. Flies that burrow and rot, worms that come out your eyeball metres long, fish … More
Tag: funny
Stuffed Siegfried, a short story
Burned or buried? That’s what they ask you when you fill out a cheap form will. Like there’s only two … More
Ten ways to tell if you’re a woman
Lately I joined a feminist writers’ group, and the conversation drifted – as it does – towards the crucial topic … More
Are you a disaster waiting to happen?
Or just waiting for a disaster to happen? I’m the latter. Yesterday I drove three hours through the high country, … More
Why do people hate me – even though I’m always right!
A letter to my children Mmm, yeah. Two things in life are great to have. (Well, obviously, a lot more … More
Fantastic New Business Opportunity No 67
REALLY DANGEROUS TOURS!!! Depressed? Sick? Old? Want to opt out? Don’t take a drug overdose. Put that shotgun away. Enough … More
Yep, I’m a racist!
One day as me and my (then) 12 year old daughter were discussing personal grooming fads, I happened to say … More