Do you believe that facial features and other physical characteristics – say, being fat (or as the sensitivity readers put … More
The joy of…putting weird shit on your hair
It’s coming up to about two months since I washed my hair. That is, with the conventional stuff, you know, … More
Oh God, Why Did You Make Me So Ugly!!!
As Quasimodo used to cry, alone in his bell tower. And not forgetting my daughter. Work sent me to a … More
Rose and the Philosopher’s Chocolate: Who ARE you?
I mean, who ARE you? Are you the way you look? If you lost a limb, god forbid, or half … More
Miss Universe and the Stinky Dog Poo
—————————————————————————————————- I was sleeping soundly last night when I hear a knock on my bedroom door. “Mu-uum! Can I come … More
Why I decided not to run out naked into the street tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoqhs6BMLy0 I was brooding last night. Things just didn’t seem right. I have this theory that when things are just … More
Thems Fightin’ Worrds!
You gotta say that with a thick Northumbrian accent, ok? This post is to celebrate two dear friends and fellow … More
Wonderful, amazing life!
It’s a beautiful sunny autumn’s day here in Oz, and I just went to the local shops to do a … More
I’m here to tell you – it really IS hard being too beautiful!
I agree with Ms Brick (the most beautiful woman in the world other than moi, and thank you Lord for … More
Plastic surgery for the soul?
Customer: Hi, I’m a loser. Surgeon: Yes, well we can certainly fix that for you! Let’s see..a little extra drive … More