She had a long, curious nose…

Do you believe that facial features and other physical characteristics – say, being fat (or as the sensitivity readers put … More

The joy of…putting weird shit on your hair

It’s coming up to about two months since I washed my hair. That is, with the conventional stuff, you know, … More

As Quasimodo used to cry, alone in his bell tower. And not forgetting my daughter. Work sent me to a … More

I mean, who ARE you? Are you the way you look? If you lost a limb, god forbid, or half … More

—————————————————————————————————- I was sleeping soundly last night when I hear a knock on my bedroom door. “Mu-uum! Can I come … More

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoqhs6BMLy0 I was brooding last night. Things just didn’t seem right. I have this theory that when things are just … More

You gotta say that with a thick Northumbrian accent, ok? This post is to celebrate two dear friends and fellow … More

It’s a beautiful sunny autumn’s day here in Oz, and I just went to the local shops to do a … More

I agree with Ms Brick (the most beautiful woman in the world other than moi, and thank you Lord for … More

Customer: Hi, I’m a loser. Surgeon: Yes, well we can certainly fix that for you! Let’s see..a little extra drive … More