Hotmail says I’m not ME. It says an evil person is trying to pretend it is me, to get into my account and read my steamy emails. It says that to protect me, it won’t let that Evil Person in.
Thank you, Hotmail. I always knew I could count on you!
There’s just one teensy weensy little thing. I AM that Evil Person. And the fact that you won’t let me in, means that until I persuade you to change your mind about me, I can’t see what my favourite bloggers have published recently, and hop around visiting their accounts like I usually do.
Trust me, this is not because I am a self-obsessed blogger who only Posts and never Comments. It is because Hotmail has seen too many Batman movies, and now thinks it is the Caped Crusader.