Maybe this is just me – but does this look like an artist to you?
Or even this?
This isn’t art. Or singing. Or music. This is a mating ritual. It’s like, get a load of this! I’m prettier than the other females/males. I’m fit to mate, I’m the FITTEST to mate around here, I’m so fit I’m nearly BURSTING with fitness, pick me, pick me, PICK ME!!!
Would it help if we agreed? YES you are the most bootylicious. Sure we all want to sleep with you. Now could you please shut up?