The ending to this post is just priceless!

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zombiesI hear it more and more these days: “Is this the Zombie Apocalypse we were warned about?” Or is this just one of those rare occasions when pop culture and real news come together to create a sick, existential joke? In either case, I think we all know what I’m talking about. A little incident involving a naked man and some face eating? Yes, that one!

In that case, police indicated that drugs were involved, a strange new psychogenic named “Cloud Nine”. This drug is apparently a form of MDPV cocaine, also known by the street name “Bath Salts”. The “zombie man” Rudy Eugene was apparently loaded on the euphoric amphetamine when he attacked Ronald Poppo, bit half his face off, and then threatened to eat the police.

According to numerous stories on the subject, this product is a perfectly legal form of bath salt that is meant to provide an…

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9 comments

    • I have to admit I don’t like them either. But it’s interesting, that under certain conditions or delusions or whatever, people will start behaving much like wolves. Only wolves, perhaps, are more polite.

      • wolves are more polite. recently i was watching a horror movie, jeepers creepers, there was a million dollar dialogue in that- a girl tells her boyfriend that when people are afraid they act like drunk, their real nature shows out. its such a truth is not it?

        these psycho movies atleast try to warn us against this one weakness- too much selfishness.

    • They were? You know people in Oz are always getting into trouble, well especially me, for mixing up Canadians and Americans (their accents). That’s a thing that must NEVER be done. Btw wordpress has temporarily shut me up – thanks be to the Lord – by making my posts uncreatable and uneditable. Perhaps they feel I’ve made my greatest contribution already and can only go downhill from here?

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