No You Can’t!

An Etiquette Guide for Sluts

The paradox of human life is this (done pretty well to find it by only 49, hey!!) – although, being a human, everything is possible, in fact, it isn’t. One has to choose.

For instance, it IS possible to live a free, time-rich lifestyle, junk the rat race, etc – but NOT also to be able to buy expensive (and for me, highly necessary) beauty treatments AT THE SAME TIME.

You can’t spend the same evening simultaneously staying home in your cosy little house and going out on the town in your new red dress (yes I have a new red dress and actually I’d rather stay home in it for now).

Likewise, it is possible to partake of every passing sexual fancy, OR to have a deeply committed relationship which will see you safely through to your decrepit old age – but not both. You CAN have a host…

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2 Responses to No You Can’t!

  1. iamnotshe says:

    Rose, this is my new psych-up, morning routine: NO YOU CAN’T NO YOU CAN’T. 🙂 Have a great weekend. Going to see the Papa for a day or so. I O W A. Corn, hogs, really nice people who drive really slow. Good times.

    • Somehow don’t think that works as a morning psych -up, sorry..Have a great time among the hogs and the corn and all that! Grits for breakfast?? Anyway, you have a lovely weekend too! Bed now for me, it’s VERY late!

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