Ok, you want to be an entrepreneur!
But you don’t know where to start? What can you sell? I-Phones? It’s been done. Coral atolls? SO yesterday! Fake Gucci watches? They’ve already got it covered in China!
WORRY NO LONGER!
During our recent FACT FINDING MISSION to the Blue Mountains…..
Ms M and I thought up FOUR (well, it’s a start) BRAND NEW SUREFIRE GUARANTEED-TO-SUCCEED business startup ideas. Ok these ideas are kind of best suited to a folksy villagey sort of environment with big cliffs, but they can be adapted!
1. Sell hand-crafted poison chocolates. Lots of shops already sell the ordinary choccies that just give you headaches and make you fat. Strychnine-infused chocolates, targeted to the revenge-oriented consumer, will give lasting results, fast!
2. Genuine sheepskin hats realistically depicting human scalp conditions such as alopecia and dandruff. Tourists will flock! Never be short of a conversation-starter again!
3. Cliff to Cliff Tight-Rope Experiences. White-water sky-diving – who cares! Move over, New Zealand. All you need – some cliffs and some rope (preferably thickish but makes it more exciting if not).
4. Cars with wings. What? Why? So when your GPS directs you to drive over that scenic drop as a shortcut to your hotel, you can follow its instructions safe in the knowledge that Homer (or whoever it is you’ve got talking to you – OURS is Homer) knows best.
Happy Sunday everyone! Because Monday is coming!