Sharks? (seriously, there’ve been a lot of bites recently.)
An Indonesia invasion? (just like in When the War Began – I loved that book, even though the author insisted he wasn’t necessarily talking about Asians invading us. Could equally well have been those hordes of underfed Americans…).
China? (ever wonder why they’re so keen to sell us their cheap electronics? What’s actually IN those things??).
Actually, I am able to say here, courtesy of top-secret information from someone I know who works in an organisation which has the security of our nation deeply at heart, it’s none of these things. According to a posse of experts sent off to a secret location to study this very question, the answer is….
I’m quite serious. What’s more worrying, THEY’RE quite serious. So..maybe they know something WE don’t know.
Or, maybe they should stop recruiting from Tasmania (sorry, in joke from down under).