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I’m not ANSWERING this question, I’m asking it.  Hey, all you super-studs out there!  Some facts, please!

Mr F and me were discussing how many kids a man with access to as many women as required could possibly father in one lifetime.

“Well, on the basis that our man has sex on average over his lifetime once a day (remember he’s a superstud)..” I begin – when Mr F interrupts.

“ONCE! Six times, I’d say!”

“Six times a day for his entire life?? He won’t be able to make it that often when he’s sixty!”

“Why not?”

At this point I realise there are some truths which are not self-evident, at least to Mr F.  I explain.

“Oh.  Well, let’s say on average, four times a day then. Six when he’s young and two when he’s eighty or so.”

“Hang on, even a young guy can’t make it four times a day EVERY day.  He has to rest sometimes.  Four times is a bit of a marathon.”

“I think six times a day would be reasonable, if you were under forty,” says Mr F. I protest, laughing. “I could manage that!”

Oh could you now!  Well far be it from me to say anything, as the mum, but wanking six times a day is NOT the same as having sex six times a day.  Not that I’m going to go any further down that path.

So Mr F clearly has an inflated – well, that’s what I think, from my long experience of mankind – expectation of how much sex can be managed by the average male, young or old.  Or maybe it’s me who has a DEFLATED expectation of it.  Ms M, who for a time pretended to be a male gamer (see, those stories about deceitful internet buddies were all true!) says that wanking was the favourite topic of her fellow nerds, when not constructing virtual nuclear plants, and from that she got the impression that thirty times a day was nothing to write home about.

Come on, which is it? How super can a super stud get?

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